Canada

  In 1723 when I was a Young Man I was on vacation in Canada and was attacked by a moose. I fought long and hard but the moose managed to bite my left leg off. I took a swing at him with my bit off leg and that knocked him out.
Blinded by rage I broke his Antlers off put them on my head to disguise myself as him and went back to his herd. They saw right through me and chased me back to town it was very difficult since I had to hop on my remaining leg all the way.
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