I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
One windy summer afternoon down on the beach a healthy young lady is wearing her brand new bikini.... She is enjoying herself splashing and frolicking in the choppy waters when a rather large wave tears off her top and carries it away.... To cover up her embarrassing situation she crosses her arms in front of her rather ample chest. She is too shy to leave the water.....
Little Billy is strolling down the beach when he sees her in the water and calls out....
''HEY Lady!! Please don't drown those puppies! I'll take home the one with the pink nose!''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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