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Earlville, New York - Hello I live in Sherburne on Furman Mills Road. There are so many spirits at my house: unreal feeling of a touch by spirits leading me to the downstai...

Steens, Mississippi - Teenagers parked by Yellow Creek have frequently spotted a little beaver....

Upland, Nebraska - In Upland, Nebraska there is ghost pirate ship that floats thought the night sky....

Wilcox, Nebraska - The Wilcox high school building has a Bigfoot that stomps around the building at night. It is said that he is bigger as the snake man....

Upland, Nebraska - I once spent a million dollars in Upland, just to buy fuel for my private jet....

Wilcox, Nebraska - There is a spooky snake man who lives in the trailer park of Wilcox and is said to be over 8 feet tall and is considered to be very dangerous....

Lehighton, Pennsylvania - People have all their teeth....

West Milton, Ohio - With the snow and cold winter weather the local residents have spotted several ghost deer in the wooded areas. These spirit animals are spotted and fa...

Boiling Springs, South Carolina - Seen on nights of a full moon on Hanging Rock Road Boiling Springs, SC. A ghostly woman can be seen on her knees trying to pull two young children tow...

Fort Loudon, Pennsylvania - You should never walk down Main Street in Fort Loudon around 3:00 am. Let me tell you why! I was coming out McConnellsburg from seeing a girl I was se...

Fort Loudon, Pennsylvania - I know you all have heard of Lorena Bobbitt but have you ever heard of how she learned to use her knife with such skills you know it had to be taught ...

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Milo: ''What do you call the President of the United States dog with?''

Otis: ''A whistle?''

Milo: ''Nope, A Trump Pet!''.
Rex: ''My dog has no nose!''

Tex: ''How does he smell?''

Rex: ''Terrible!''.
The King and the Royal Hunting party was afield in the castle's game preserve. As the they approached a thicket one of the gamekeepers stepped out from behind the trees and while waving his arms above his head shouted out,''I am not an elk!! I am not an elk!!''

The King took careful aim and shot him dead.

''Sire!'', exclaimed the Royal Gun Bearer,''Why on earth did you shoot that man?''

''Because, I am quite sure,'' replied the King, '' He said;'I am an elk! I am an elk!'''.
Mutt: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jeff: ''Who's there?''

Mutt: ''Will!''

Jeff: ''Will who?''

Mutt: ''Will you for Heaven's sake open this door!''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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