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Royse City, Texas - That intelligent life has been found at the Southern Junction....

West Milton, Ohio - The sky grew dark as a gigantic group of zombie vultures flew over the area. They were looking to satisfy their hunger with the local human population...

Upland, Nebraska - There is an evil duck who is building the third quack to take over all of the other waterfowl birds....

Wilcox, Nebraska - A wild zach mecha is said to roam the streets at all hours of day and night....

Wilcox, Nebraska - Legend has it there is a wild zombie who drives a 2002 red Chevy pickup and scares every one....

Upland, Nebraska - Upland is said to house the ghost of JFK....

Upland, Nebraska - There is a moped riding zombie army that scares all the locals....

Roland, Arkansas - About 2016 while sitting in front of my husband's chief Whitehorse stables I saw a red blouse and grey dress. Couldn't make out face....

Half Moon Bay, California - If you go to the distillery and say a chant on the Blue Lady cliff, she will raise you 12 feet in the air. Then drop you....

Earlville, New York - Hello I live in Sherburne on Furman Mills Road. There are so many spirits at my house: unreal feeling of a touch by spirits leading me to the downstai...

Steens, Mississippi - Teenagers parked by Yellow Creek have frequently spotted a little beaver....

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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Felix: ''When I visited Holland I refused to wear their traditional footwear!''

Cathy: ''Why wooden shoe?''

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Felix: ''Why is a Sam the Shoemaker like a doctor?''

Cathy: ''He does a lot of heeling!''

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Felix: ''Why did you take your broken computer to Sam the Shoemaker?''

Cathy: ''I thought he could reboot it!''

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Felix: ''What is Sam the Shoemaker's favorite dessert?''

Cathy: ''Cobbler!''

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Felix: ''What kind of shoes make the best sandwiches!''

Cathy: ''Loafers!''

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Felix: ''What are the best shoe to wear on a leaky boat?''

Cathy: ''Pumps!''

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Felix: ''What kind of footwear do jockeys wear?''

Cathy: ''Horse shoes?''

Felix: ''Wrong! They wear saddle shoes!''.
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