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Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Wolf Point, Montana - The town is called Wolf Point because when early settlers arrived wolf packs would stand together facing the people with their right paws pointed in t...
Tuthill, South Dakota - I drove through Tuthill during a thunderstorm and my car stalled . Two semi-transparent figures entered the vehicle and sent me a message through ment...
Anderson, Indiana - A big 6 foot bird with huge wings and big teeth has been spotted flying the streets of Anderson at night looking for his next victim....
Stroud, Oklahoma - A full grown wolf the size of a yorkie dog has been seen around Stroud Lake at night, it pees on the legs of anyone who gets too close....
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - The recent increase in earthquakes in and around OKC is caused by a secret underground military base where UFOs and aliens are housed....
Redding, California - It was 2012 at dusk. I was at the Shasta Lake camping then there was a breeze. The fire went out everyone freaked out. Then my sister screamed I could...
Bristow, Oklahoma - Before Kwick Set moved one of the supervisors was the wicked witch of the west in disguise. This was discovered when an angry employee doused her with...
Elk City, Oklahoma - An elderly Bigfoot and his son live in Elk City, they can be recognized by their distinctive stench....
Noble, Oklahoma - The ghosts of James Dean and Elvis can be seen drag racing down highway 9 on Saturday nights, James in a 65 red Ford Mustang Elvis in a black 54 Chevy...
Norman, Oklahoma - A group of grey aliens meet at midnight on nights of the full moon they drink beer and square dance to Willie Nelson music....
Clio, Michigan - There are trolls lurking for people to troll with late late at night. These people are seen daily near downtown Clio....
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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