Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Wolf Point, Montana - The town is called Wolf Point because when early settlers arrived wolf packs would stand together facing the people with their right paws pointed in t...
Tuthill, South Dakota - I drove through Tuthill during a thunderstorm and my car stalled . Two semi-transparent figures entered the vehicle and sent me a message through ment...
Anderson, Indiana - A big 6 foot bird with huge wings and big teeth has been spotted flying the streets of Anderson at night looking for his next victim....
Stroud, Oklahoma - A full grown wolf the size of a yorkie dog has been seen around Stroud Lake at night, it pees on the legs of anyone who gets too close....
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - The recent increase in earthquakes in and around OKC is caused by a secret underground military base where UFOs and aliens are housed....
Redding, California - It was 2012 at dusk. I was at the Shasta Lake camping then there was a breeze. The fire went out everyone freaked out. Then my sister screamed I could...
Bristow, Oklahoma - Before Kwick Set moved one of the supervisors was the wicked witch of the west in disguise. This was discovered when an angry employee doused her with...
Elk City, Oklahoma - An elderly Bigfoot and his son live in Elk City, they can be recognized by their distinctive stench....
Noble, Oklahoma - The ghosts of James Dean and Elvis can be seen drag racing down highway 9 on Saturday nights, James in a 65 red Ford Mustang Elvis in a black 54 Chevy...
Norman, Oklahoma - A group of grey aliens meet at midnight on nights of the full moon they drink beer and square dance to Willie Nelson music....
Clio, Michigan - There are trolls lurking for people to troll with late late at night. These people are seen daily near downtown Clio....
More recent lies from around the world
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, donít step in it.
- Nah, that doesnít look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.