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The latest lies from around the world.
Millsboro, Delaware - We lived on a truck farm outside of Millsboro on Rt. 30. My daddy had a PHD in growing watermelons. That's because he grew them in PHD (Pure Horse D...
Matlock, Iowa - There aren't many lies of Matlock, Iowa except of the 2-storey house which is being fixed. Rumor is, that if you go in that house, you never come out....
Lexington, Indiana - A giant Barney was seen lighting a cannon and blowing up an old hotel....
Marysville, Indiana - An Ostrich was seen sneaking through the woods and peeking into windows. A boy says he really did see the Ostrich. ....
Avon, Ohio - A dragon is seen on-and-off blowing bubbles in a park on a street off a highway near a playground in Avon....
Bryants Store, Kentucky - A UFO was spotted landing on top of LAY MOUNTAIN and little gray men were seen going down to lil poplar creek for water. It seems the thing was runnin...
Robert Lee, Texas - Dancing Girls of Robert Lee Texas: Some 20 years ago it was common knowledge that on the sandy beach at Lake Spence, one could see dancing girls. Seve...
Flat Rock, Indiana - There used to be rumors of a ''Flat Rock monster'' that inhabited the bottoms along the nearby Flat Rock River, that let out a deep, mournful wail on ...
Anthony, Texas - On January 2009 in Anthony TX me and my cuz my brother and my cousins husband. We were walking home it was like 12 midnight. It was really cold and th...
Saint Clair, Pennsylvania - My teacher said that he was going to get his mail. (He lives in Saint Clair) and when he was driving along the highway he saw a man smoking a ciggaret...
Sumas, Washington - Sumas is such a fine place to live...full of life, intellect and pleasant folks , I cant say anything else for I will burn in the depths of hell becau...
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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