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Hogansville, Georgia - People have a full set of teeth there....

Corning, New York - If you walk around Hodgeman Park at 3 am you might end up seeing a giant spider with buttocks for a face. Be careful and make sure to bring some toile...

Cabot, Arkansas - There are a bunch of mountain lions around Lake Pickthorne and Holland Bottoms....

Corydon, Indiana - I had seen Dagum ghosts at that hilly spot down between Frischs and the railroad tracks. I was ordering a big boy when I looked over there by the car ...

Tomah, Wisconsin - You can see a clown in the ally of the bowling alley during closed days....

Hillsboro, Texas - They can completely pave a street here in less than five years....

Hoopeston, Illinois - Late nights on Friday a man named is to be seen walking in the alley past the Hoopeston Library mumbling about how there is no ''god'' and ''we're all...

Chelsea, Oklahoma - The hotel on Main Street is across from the Old Bills Store is very haunted, 3rd floor especially!! Doors slam, voices are heard, objects move, and sh...

Poway, California - The Loch Poway Horse can be observed in the darkness just before sunrise paddling around Lake Poway while being ridden by the spectre of Gene Autrey q...

Hartwell, Georgia - The other day me and my two granddaughters and my daughter saw a head floating down the Main Street....

Monte Rio, California - I saw John Wayne in the pink drinking beer....

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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I donít have time to order anything, just give me the check.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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