
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either. - Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again. One windy summer afternoon down on the beach a healthy young lady is wearing her brand new bikini.... She is enjoying herself splashing and frolicking in the choppy waters when a rather large wave tears off her top and carries it away.... To cover up her embarrassing situation she crosses her arms in front of her rather ample chest. She is too shy to leave the water..... Little Billy is strolling down the beach when he sees her in the water and calls out.... ''HEY Lady!! Please don't drown those puppies! I'll take home the one with the pink nose!''. They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed. - Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit?? - Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
MORE JOKES
| |
Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Dwale, Kentucky - Dwale is a drug free community....
Wells, Maine - I saw a weird little light up in the trees. At first I thought it was a car, but it began to move back and forth until it flew off. What could it be? ...
Junction City, Oregon - Hello, there my friend. We're in Junction City. I also stayed in a haunted house in Central Point, Oregon when I was a kid....
Roseburg, Oregon - A disgraced geneticist moved here in the late 1990s. Eventually he successfully achieved his goal of splicing a cobra's DNA with a chalupa. The chalup...
Stone Mountain, Georgia - I was posted up on the mountain near the fence line when I saw the lumberjack marching towards me, and then it vanished into thin air....
Hope, Arkansas - You should live here. It's the best place on earth....
Alabaster, Alabama - There are many carriages or ''vehicles,'' if you will, that will from time to time appear behind a motorist seemingly out of nowhere. Most people who ...
Senatobia, Mississippi - I don't even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are, but definitely you are going to a famous blogger i...
Carlsbad, New Mexico - New Mexico is home to the most haunted town in the USA. My grandchildren have seen a man in the corner of their room, and when one of them tried to sp...
Woodbury, Connecticut - My uncle has seen a sasquatch across the river from Hollow Park on several occasions. He has cell phone photos that back up his claims. Very impressiv...
Shelley, Idaho - I was wandering in Shelly's grave yard, and I came across a grave stone written with the name Kyle. As I was trying to scrub off its last name, a skel...
Winnfield, Louisiana - The only lie in Winnfield is Winnfield....
Castana, Iowa - Local legend has it that animal sacrifices happen in Castana, and the residents eat the remains. This is why there are few cats and dogs there. Rumor ...
Oto, Iowa - I saw a woman floating across the cemetery holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a beer in the other. I tried to follow her for a good time, but sh...
Fayette, Alabama - This is beyond stupid. A total waste of time- boring....
Niles, Ohio - The Union cemetery has a skinwalker. It called out to me and my friends screaming for help. Dogs started barking and 3 crows followed us back to our c...
More recent lies from around the world
|