Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Culpeper, Virginia - Bigfoot lives in the woods at Yowell Meadow Park. He has been spotted often at dusk watching joggers wind through the path and over the bridge near th...
Ajo, Arizona - My pet dog started acting all demonic and possessed and ate my husband. Then aliens came and ate my dog. Now my husband and dog haunt Ajo and the alie...
Lansing, Michigan - There are 3 men sighted on Sheffer Ave in NW Lansing every July 4 at about 2:30 am every year, walking south to north each carrying a woman who appear...
Warfield, Kentucky - I eat frogs and they are delicious and I saw a robot chicken in my yard....
Tucker, Georgia - There have been reported sightings of an approximately 6'5''-7' tall man in a cloak walking down Chamblee-tucker road. On one occasion a man stopped t...
Marshall, Texas - Mayor's house. Liberal zoning. May finance at the nearby used car lot. Fixer upper....
Littlefield, Texas - The giant ''painted'' paw prints leading to the football field aren't really paint. They are actually the paw prints of a giant monster wildcat that c...
Marshall, Texas - In recent downtown revitalization efforts Marshall businessmen did not have the money to build a downtown movie theater to attract the younger generat...
Marshall, Texas - Marshall's downtown revitalization efforts have had a huge effect on traffic flow from out of town tourists flocking to see the oldest department stor...
Marshall, Texas - The train we kids played in and on in the 70's the old T&P 2-8-0 No. 400 at the city Park across the street from the stinky animal slaughterhouse in M...
Marshall, Texas - As part of Marshall Texas' downtown revitalization program a new public toilet was installed on Main Street. Marshallites not having any public restro...
More recent lies from around the world
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
I'm a healthy guy, I donít smoke and I donít drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.