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Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Garden City, Kansas - I went to sit in my backyard patio last year to drink my iced tea. There sat president George Washington in my favorite chair with a proud look on his...
Waukon, Iowa - Never take troll man camping!! Me and my two friends took troll man camping with us one time near a lake. We all fished and had some good laughs. On t...
Othello, Washington - Last Christmas I woke up in the middle of the night and went to get me a sandwich and some milk. I just happened to look over at the Christmas tree an...
Decatur, Tennessee - When you add softner to your lion take the time to add a teaspoon of baking soda and your lion will not be so fluffy next time. Put red nail polish on...
Blue Grass, Iowa - My uncle charlie could jump over the hen house in a single bound. One day he missed his mark and went through the ceiling of the hen house and it was ...
New Orleans, Louisiana - I was given a birthday party when I turned 13 and a friend brought me five red balloons that had 'happy birthday' on them. I kept the balloons a week ...
Moab, Utah - In 1998 I watched a sliver cigar shaped ufo land in arches national park. I watched it for about ten minutes and then suddenly a door on the ufo opens...
Galveston, Texas - I seen crazy man and he was eating tadpoles and some strange mushrooms because troll mans duct tape didn't last (space engines melt duct tape) but I t...
Beckley, West Virginia - I was out gardening one evening and saw a snake with four heads in my garden. I went to grab my camera inside and when I got back the four headed snak...
Vicksburg, Mississippi - I was out in the woods one day squirrel hunting with my two dogs. I usually just let the dogs go ahead of me to sniff around. I'll never forget the da...
Waukon, Iowa - Troll man wanted me to tell you that he has all kinds of empty soup cans. He insisted that the soup cans would be good for repairs on your UFO and he ...
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Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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