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Boys Town, Nebraska - I -alan d Hopewell actually own boy's town; I won it in a poker game with monsignor Wagner at Kennedy cottage 33 back in '71 but he welched on his deb...

Winnsboro, South Carolina - At night on Lake wateree a huge fish ghost jumps up on the bank and looks for anyone with a fishing pole. I figure the catfish must grow legs as he wa...

Friendship, Maine - Hello my name is Ty and I was just on your website and saw this Post about Friendship Maine: a very large leopard May often be made out glugging down ...

Newark, New Jersey - I went to Newark once and I saw a giant robot picking flowers by the roadside. He gave me a flower and it squirted water in my face. Turns out it was ...

Providence, Rhode Island - Rhode Island used to be a much bigger state. One night aliens came from space and shoveled most of the state away with big shovels and took it Home to...

Waukon, Iowa - A big alligator was seen in a pond near waukon....

Roan Mountain, Tennessee - I was outside eating a box of twinkies when a really pretty cat came by... It was all Loving and everything... But then it stole my twinkie!!!! I ran ...

Karnes City, Texas - I used to live in Nixon TX. My mom and aunt used to visit me back between 1981-1990. My relatives would travel from Kingsville TX. They traveled the s...

Anchorage, Alaska - One Day while I was walking in the woods I could hear something walking in the Snow behind me. I turned around to see a polar bear. It was getting rea...

Peoria, Illinois - I raised a three-legged chicken from an egg one time all by myself. It turned out to be a rooster that chased passing cars....

Saunemin, Illinois - The Saunemin giant Story has been around at least since the 1930s. My grandma used to talk about seeing the Saunemin giant along 5 mile creek. In more...

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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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